@BALOO Shut up Roy you old bastard , my life is replete, and I am now off to bed , but first I will go Turding and then a freezing cold shower to help me sleep deeply . You just wait on the inevitable , I am sure it will not be too much longer . I hope you mummy didnt tuck your blankets in too tightly

@BALOO Ignore Johnny , says the slag, Wet-Hole to children, old cunt

@BALOO Roy , you will never be young again nor in the military with 60 canteens , you are an old bollocks waiting ion a dry grave . Johnny knows what the norm is, you will never see Byran ever again you gay boy . 3 meters from the ground and it's not connected to a thick block of earth because it is connected to a thick block head called Roy

@BALOO But often I lie there and dream. Then I fidget like a water rat. Why is Riny still single ? Because she cant stop fingering herself in bed , any wonder she is claustrophobic. The Roy You said you had to go to the bathroom. Are you off for a wank also Roy ? The two of you beating your own meat in two different countries

@BALOO Some of the shites I have been doing this last few days aren't very smelly but there is a lot of them , do you suspect there maybe a link to that? ie more amount less smell ?

@BALOO Hey Big Spastic Roy. When your sister calls for dinner try not to fall asleep to early as you have to imaginably meet The BROMMSEL-BIENI at 7.50pm . When you get the pills from the doctor tomorrow that you didn't get yesterday , take them all at once . Lets hope Jacob deletes you soon or Putin comes across the border and not just on TV ....You need to listen to Frank Zappa song "Stick It Out" he wrote it for you ...In German also.

@BALOO Hey Big Spastic Roy , Don't allow that mad slag, Knuffie... Your sunshine.--pussy.. To murder the red cabbage she may also murder her 88 year old neighbour while they sit in the sun . At 7.50pm the cabbage will have waited patiently for too long a time and will be wilting. Dutch forest mice will eat any kind of old shite .

@BALOO Roy I am going to Westervoort to see Riny. I have another bouquet of flowers for her mother and some Kale for her sister, but no sausage , as I am saving that for Mousey Riny, I will allow her to play with my testicles . When I am there I will also fix the garage door, so the Landlord doesn't have to come from Arnhem . You should bring your Tiny mother too Roy, we could all go to the Shite Hausen at once .