@BlueWinter The type of Dr. Johnny would need to see would be a (gastroenterologist).. as they are the the ones who specialize in examining stool samples... Let's face it.. Johnny's definitely got shit for brains. Might as well make him an appointment with a proctologist also.. to see if there is any possibility that they can remove his head from his ass, after having it shoved up there so long.

@BlueWinter The reason Johnny hasn't checked in, is because over the last two weeks he's been overly eager working his Glory-hole route. He's been dragging his teeth on his customers peckers.. to the point where three days ago he sent one to the emergency room. That customer had to have 12 stitches to close the wound.. and will need reconstructive surgery on his pecker from Johnny's vigorous chewing... To show you just how dedicated Johnny is to his Glory-hole work and his love for the consumption of man juice. He decided to have all his teeth removed so he can get as wild as he pleases, while not causing injury to his customers. "WHAT A GUY" Oh.. back to the point of Johnny's absence.. he's recovering from the tooth extractions.